Real Housewives of New Jersey “O’ Christmas Tre” #RHONJ RECAP!

Hey everyone! Last week was the premiere and we met Amber and the twins. I love the addition of Amber, Nicole and Teressssa. It’s way better than Caroline and Jacqueline. Now let’s get into tonight’s episode.

The Napolitanos open this episode with decorating their Christmas tree and of course they have a beautiful Nativity scene that I want under their tree. Then papa Napolitano excuses himself to go have a smoke. The Marchese family are making a gingerbread house and going ape shit from all the sugar that they probably usually don’t get. Amber says as a parent, she wants her kids to have a perfect everything. Birthday, Christmas, St. Patrick’s Day… everything, perfect! Now switch to Dina. She’s decorating her outdoor Christmas tree because one of her hairless cats won’t allow her to have an Christmas tree inside because it will destroy the tree. Zzzzz

Why is Dina even on this show? Does anyone enjoy her? No? I know, she’s a boring pain in the ass! If that even makes sense. The Giudices are decorating their Christmas tree and I spot Teresa’s Celine handbag which is at least $3,000- in the distance. How the hell can they afford that handbag? I noticed her Celine handbag because I want one. I love the light blue one like Tre’s but I don’t have it because I’m not a scammer and I can’t afford it. There are so many things I have to pay for that prevents me from getting a Celine bag like Summer and my kids attend private school which takes precedence over things like handbags. Seriously though, how is Tre frontin’ with a $3,000- handbag when she’s bankrupt and about to go to jail for fraud? What the fuc– ever!

Nicole and Dina are meeting for lunch to talk divorce and Zzzzzz….

Why is Dina on this show? Oh right, the money! I love the twins, btw. I even like their parents, but I don’t like Dina, in case that wasn’t obvious, LOL! Amber’s family is having a fire drill. I love Amber. She does a lot of mommy and wife stuff like I do and it’s the only way to do it; which is why I love her so much, of course.

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<p>Melissa and her family are heading out to the lot of where their new home is being built. It’s an empty lot so I’m already bored and am basically like this, ZZZZZzzzzzz… Melissa says her new home will be just like her old home except it will be LA chic. WTF does that mean? She doesn’t know. All Melissa knows is she wants new and wants it in Franklin Lakes, bitches! Joey just told Teresa that he doesn’t know what to do for her situation. He says whatever it is that she needs; he’ll do it. Awweeeeeeee…. The Giudices are in a hot mess; that’s for sure!</p>
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Teressssssa has a gay coming over to decorate one of their restaurants and I’m like Zzzzzzzzz… so far, my favorite twin is Nicole. Rino is taking one of Teresssssa’s kids, Giovanni, to learn all about the restaurant bid’ness. I’m sorry, I just had a Bubba Gump flashback for some reason.

Props to Rino because he knows what he’s talking about and he’s the best person for Giovanni to learn from, IMO.

Joey, Melissa, Rosie and company are having dinner for the cousins holiday dinner they organized because everyone is getting along at the present time. Kathy hasn’t talked to Tre in ages because Teresa hates Kathy, naturally. I’ve officially had too much wine since I totally care about this family dinner, LOL! As opposed to my sober self that doesn’t give two shakes.

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Speaking of Jersey, whatever happened to Danielle being on the OWN network tonight with her ‘Where Are They Now?’ special with Oprah? Ha, go figure! … I looked and found the Where Are They Now Special, but no Danielle.

Ep 2: O, Christmas Tre

The Gorga family are exchanging gag gifts for their cousins Christmas dinner party. It’s funny and it’s what Christmas is all about. Kathy gave Tre a dictionary and I’m dying. She just earned her spot back on this show for all I’m concerned, LOL!

Teresssssa and Rino are hosting a family dinner party and Rino is grilling 20 lobster tails for 8 people, LOL God love him! Rino is still trying to teach lil’ Gio to cook which is so sweet! Rino’s toast to Nicole is just so adorable. I think I may start to like him, but probably not.

Maybe it’s a Jersey thing or an Italian thing perhaps, but Rino creeps me out. Anyone else? Bueller, Bueller? I think it’s either his voice, face or eyebrows. It could quite possibly be all three, who knows? I do appreciate his work ethic though.

We’re at the Napolitano weekly family dinner. Nicole mentions that she won’t be living with her parents for very much longer. Her mom loses it for a bit. See, that’s me with my oldest son. He has said since he was 6 that he will live with us forever. I know that he’s only 9 now and will most likely change his mind but of course I tell him that he can stay at our house as long as he wants. Even if we have to pay for private college because it’s the closest to our house, Oh Lordy…

Melissa and Joey meet in a spare bedroom to wrap Christmas gifts for their children together, awwwwe! They’re acting so lame, but it’s cute. Maybe Melissa is drunk because she’s actually endearing, for once. How old is Jesus this Christmas, Melissa? 92? LOL!

All of Jersey is ready to unwrap their Christmas presents. God bless Joe and all of his girls and OMG, the Giudices got a puppy!

It’s the cutest puppy ever and the girls are very excited and are of course fighting over it.

Dina and Lexi are doing some stone throwing bs which is super boring; so…. zzzzzz, moving on!

Nicole and her mom are hanging out on Christmas, drinking mimosas when Nicole’s boyfriend shows up. Nicole doesn’t have custody of her kids this holiday; so she’s a bit bummed. Joey’s stressing out because it has to be 35 degrees apparently to lay the foundation on a house. Their building plans are delayed because of the Jersey winter weather. Melissa hates their leased home; so she’s putting pressure on Joey to complete their new Franklin Lakes home ASAP.

The Giudices are loving their new puppy and Joe and Teresa are trying their hardest to enjoy Christmas instead of stressing about the fate of their fraud case. They will most likely be going away soon. At least Joe will. We’ll find out for sure in September. Joe says it is what it is, but he wishes that it was different for his girls.

What did you all think of tonight’s episode? Sound off in comments, thanks!

 

 

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John McEnroe and ex-wife Tatum O’Neal’s son Kevin, 28, is released from custody after being arrested in the middle of drug deal carrying six envelopes of cocaine and more than two dozen prescription pills.

Arrested: Kevin McEnroe, the son of tennis champ John McEnroe and Oscar-winning actress Tatum O'Neal, is pictured leaving Manhattan Criminal court on Wednesday after being caught in a drug deal Tuesday night

  • Kevin McEnroe, 28, was arrested in the middle of a drug deal Tuesday night
  • Cops found him with six envelopes of cocaine and more than a dozen prescription pills
  • He was released without bail after his arraignment Wednesday afternoon, and was pictured trying to cover his face with a coat while leaving court
  • Kevin is the oldest son of tennis champ John McEnroe and Oscar-winning actress Tatum O’Neal
  • O’Neal herself has a history of drug abuse and was arrested in 2008 trying to buy crack cocaine on the Lower East Side

The son of tennis champ John McEnroe and actress Tatum O’Neal was arrested on Tuesday night after cops busted him in the middle of a drug deal in Manhattan’s East Village. 

Police officers stopped Kevin McEnroe, 28, on the corner of East 4th Street and Avenue A at around 11:30pm buying drugs from 22-year-old Niro Meneses. Among the drugs cops found on McEnroe were six bags of cocaine, 20 oxy pills, 10 morphine pills and one anxiety pill, sources told the New York Post.

Kevin was arraigned in court Wednesday on charges of criminal possession of a controlled substance, and released without bail. He was pictured leaving court, trying to cover his face, with neither parent in sight.  

Meneses, who lives on the Upper West Side, was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance with intent to sell. 

His mother allegedly called the 9th Precinct station after his arrest. O’Neal herself has admitted to battling drug addition since the age of 14. 

She and McEnroe got divorced in 1994 and four years later he took custody of their children when she fell back into heroin abuse. 

In 2008, O’Neal was arrested on the Lower East Side trying to buy crack cocaine near her apartment.  At the time, she told a judge she planned to kick drugs for good. 

‘I’m going back to my meetings and back to my life,’ O’Neal said then. She plead guilty to disorderly conduct and spent two half-days sessions in drug treatment.

According to his Facebook profile, Kevin attended Trinity School, a $44,000 New York prep school, before attending Skidmore and then Columbia University.

His father won Wimbledon three times and the US Open four times, but was known on the court for his short temper and arguments with tennis umpires. Mother Tatum O’Neal was the youngest person to ever win an Academy Award for her role in Paper Moon at the age of 10.

 

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Phaedra Parks Wants to Split From Apollo…

Phaedra Parks reportedly won’t be sticking around for husband Apollo Nida to serve his eight-year prison sentence.

According to In Touch Weekly, the 41-year-old Real Housewives Of Atlanta star ‘wants to leave him’ after he was convicted of federal bank fraud and identity theft and sentenced to almost a decade in the slammer on July 8.

‘If they never started a family, she would have filed for divorce long ago,’ the publication reports 
an insider as saying. ‘But this is going to push Phaedra to act quickly.’

The entertainment attorney and the 35-year-old personal trainer are parents to two young sons 
- Ayden, three, and Dylan, 14 months – and despite wanting to keep her family together for the 
sake of the children, she’s reportedly had enough of her husband’s criminal activities.

Of course, the couple married on November 1, 2009 – only a short time after Apollo was released from jail having spent six years behind bars for car theft.

Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that the troubled reality star, who regularly appeared alongside his 
wife on the hit series, will have to cough up close to $1.9 million in restitution after being convicted 
of cashing stolen checks and laundering more than $2.3 million.

Documents obtained by the website have the figure broken down between six beneficiaries: JP Morgan Chase will get $828,300; the IRS gets $127,011; the State Of Connecticut will be repaid $45,525; the State Of Texas is claiming $39,275; Delta Airlines seeks $24,985; while the State Of California is owed $15,778.

Phaedra Parks reportedly did not attend her husband’s sentencing, though his mother and brother were present in the US District Court in Georgia.

Nida initially faced up to 30 years in prison, but reportedly had his sentence cut after cooperating with federal investigators by revealing important evidence in the case.

Headline News Reporter Tracy Murphy live-tweeted the sentencing as it happened on July 8.

Murphy, who is also a segment producer for HLN’s Now On The Case with Vinnie Politan, informed followers: ‘Breaking news Apollo Nida got 8 years in prison #onthecase #RHOA’.

She then gave an update, saying: ‘RHOA’s @PhaedraParks was not in court for husband Apollo’s sentencing. @yasminv says his mother, brother were there.’

HLN correspondent Yasmin Vossoughian tweeted from the court: ‘His mom and brother spoke in court. He apologized to his family and the court.’

She also added that Nida got the lighter sentencing due to ‘voluntary surrender’. Judge Charles Pannell presided over the case that included identity theft and money laundering.

According to various reports, Nida used the identities he stole from more than 50 people to set up bank accounts in which to launder the money, cashing US Treasury checks as well as checks from the Delta Airlines pension fund and fraudulent US income tax returns.

Rap sheet: Nida has a history of offences, including DUI arrests

The Atlanta Journal Constitution reported that Assistant US Attorney Alana Black detailed the father-of-two’s scheme to Judge Pannell, explaining how he set up a fake debt collection agency in order to gain personal information of the people whose IDs he stole. He then reportedly found unclaimed funds and refunds from the US Department Of Housing and Urban Development and syphoned them into the new bank accounts, which co-conspirator Gayla St Julien reportedly set up and deposited. A fake auto dealership was also established in which Nida set up loans for non-existent vehicles. The sentencing comes after Nida asked the court to lower his Criminal History Category from the more serious V to a IV, RadarOnline reported earlier this week. 

Apollo – who has been plagued with legal trouble since his early 20s – could have got as many as 30 years in prison.

‘A criminal history category of V substantially overstates the seriousness of Mr. Nida’s criminal past, thus warranting a departure from the Guidelines range,’ attorneys from the firm of Chilivis, Cochran, Larkins & Bever LLP stated in court documents filed on Thursday.

His lawyers, however, pointed out that several of Apollo’s offences including driving under the influence, giving a false name to police and three probation revocations all occurred when he was between 19 and 23 years old.

‘Mr. Nida’s lengthy but early small-time criminal history is simply not in the same league as the “violent offenders, drug kingpins and perpetrators of far more serious offenses” that Criminal History Category V was designed to address,’ Apollo’s attorneys went on explain.

Meanwhile, Radar also reports that the star’s 4,687 square foot property was sold for just $2,800 on May 6. However he has hardly taken the biggest loss on the deal, for according to Radar he originally purchased the Atlanta house for a mere $9,000 in 2010.

Court documents showed the Sheriff’s department held the sale to pay towards ‘taxes owed, the interest and penalties on said taxes, and the expenses of the sale, all of which were mature and payable because of failure to pay same interest and penalties on said taxes.’

Apollo showed some remorse at a May court hearing.

‘I take full responsibility for my actions. It was a dumb situation I put myself in,’ he said in court. ‘I got sucked in and engulfed and lost sight of things. It’s my fault at the end of the day.’

 

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Don’t Be Tardy… premiere!

Dont Be Tardy

Don’t Be Tardy will premiere this Thursday, July 17th on Bravo. Since we last heard from the Biermanns; they have added to their family with twin babies, Kaia and Kane. This season, the Biermanns have a new home in Alpharetta and the series will feature Kim’s pregnancy with her twins and their crazy life as a family of 8. Will you be tuning in?

Ariana Zolciak, Brielle Zolciak, Kash Biermann, KJ Biermann

 

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Real Housewives of Orange County “Point Break” RECAP!

Hey everyone! It’s OC Monday! Last week, Tamra and Eddie failed at their robot baby; which made them realize they didn’t want to have children. Vicki reprimanded Tamra for telling Shannon’s marriage business to Heather and the Beadors were in Mexico with Vicki and Brooks. Now that we’re all caught up; let’s dive into tonight’s episode!

Heather Dubrow

Brooks, Vicki, Terry and Heather are having dinner together. Of course the conversation steers to Shannon. Vicki tells Heather that Shannon was upset that Heather told the whole world about the Beador’s divorce email. Heather’s such a bitch. Her response was, “The whole world? I don’t know the world.” I think they call that avoiding the issue, Heather! She’s guilty and she knows it and Shannon’s right; Heather does spin everything.

Lizzie’s parents are renovating their house on Laguna Beach and they put Christian in charge of managing the project. Lizzie tells us that her parents bought the house in the 90s and they spend half the year at the beach house and the other half at their home in Kentucky. Sounds lovely!

Tamra is visiting Vicki at work, again. They’re complaining about going to the restroom and it being a waste of their time. Really? Yes, really.

Lizzie and Christian are preparing the beach house for their dinner party. It’s decorated beautifully! David and Shannon are on their way to Lizzie’s dinner party. Shannon tells David that Tamra told her that the Dubrows have said on a few occasions that they want to take the Beadors down. Oh LOL, this should be good! There are fire dancers on the beach to perform for the dinner party.

I love fire dancers! Of course Tamra has to ruin it though by announcing to everyone that she bets one of the fire dancers likes to swallow. Does she kiss her kids with that mouth? She’s inappropriate and trashy. Why is she even on this show? I know I say that at least once a week, but really!

Oh great, the take down pow wow has just started. Shannon takes Tamra to the side to confirm that she relayed the take the Beadors down convo correctly before she confronts the Dubrows. Tamra denies everything. Read my lips, she did not witness a take the Beadors down conversation from the Dubrows! So she claims anyway… If someone told me that they wanted to take me down. I would first laugh then probably ask them if they were serious, then proceed to take off my shoes and jewelry and tell them to bust a move! I’d really love it if Heather told me that she wanted to take me down. Ok, now I’m all riled up, sorry about that.

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Tamra is shitting bricks right now because this is the second time this season that she’s been busted for running her mouth. Then last season with the whole evil eye thing… sorry, I couldn’t resist. :-) Heather’s such a bitch though. How does she have any friends? She probably doesn’t.

Christian and his toast are so adorable. He’s like my brother in law when he says grace. There are a lot of “ums” in there and repeats himself over and over. It’s hilarious! Tamra’s ice breaker is so dumb. Like who really cares? OMG, Brooks quit it, just quit! Everyone is talking over everyone about 112 different things. Wtf is going on? We need a moderator, but not Tamra or Heather! Now Tamra is talking to the Dubrows about Shannon and they’re all sitting at the same table. How classy. For the record, Shannon never yelled at Heather at her Christmas party. She just set her straight. Big difference! Heather’s a bitch, a whiny bitch. Have I mentioned that yet? I’m with Lizzie on this one. Tamra is so lying! Can we vote her off the island already? I’m now feeling sorry for Shannon. It appears that Heather is taking her down and Shannon has no dog in this fight. It’s unbelievable! Shannon needs to tag Vicki in for some back up. But Vicki’s too busy making out with Brooks at the dinner table. Ew

Ok now things are getting weird between David and Terry. I wish one would just punch the other and get it over with, but that would not be civilized so they’re just arguing over the table. I do admire how David is speaking up for Shannon. That’s very sweet to see. I like them as a couple. Terry on the other hand is looking quite douchey.

Now Tamra of all people yells out, “Who cares anyway?” Um, obviously she does seeing how she spreads everyone’s business all over the OC. LOL at Vicki telling Eddie that he knew what he was getting into when he got with Tamra. All he could think to do was flip her off. Very mature, Eddie.

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Tamra’s boobs look weird and so does Heather’s face. Also, Tamra’s wasted. I wonder if Heather wagged her finger enough in Shannon’s face if Heather will eventually lose her balance and fall off the balcony. Ok, that was mean, never mind.

Shannon has finally had enough of Heather’s high and mighty self and exits stage left. I don’t blame her! How is all this crap fun? It isn’t! I would’ve left too!

Lizzie says that if Tamra wouldn’t have brought up the whole Dubrows wanting to take the Beadors down then her dinner party would’ve been nice. She’s totally right!

Next week on the Real Housewives of Orange County…

Heather wants to call an ambulance for Shannon because she feels that Shannon’s having a breakdown. Oh puhleeeeze! And Tamra cries because she just found out that she’s gonna be a grandma, Ha Ha!

 

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Real Housewives of New Jersey “What a Difference a Plea Makes” RECAP!

Hey guys, Jersey is back for their 6th season! Also, returning is Dina and we lost Caroline and Jacqueline, finally. There’s the addition of the Napolitano twins and an old friend of Melissa Gorga’s, Amber Marchese. Buckle up, here we go!

The season kicks off with a news story on tv at Melissa’s house about the Giudice’s legal woes. It lists all their charges and Joey looks like he’s about to cry. Melissa tells him that the fighting she and Teresa did in the past is not important right now; it’s all about family and being there for the Giudices. Then Melissa calls Teresa asking her about what she just saw on the news about them. Teresa assures her that the report isn’t true and gets off the phone. Gia was in the kitchen with Teresa while she had that call with Melissa on speaker phone and heard the entire conversation. Gia asks Teresa what that call was about. She tells Gia not to worry about any of it because that’s her job as her mother. Gia tells her that she’s old enough to understand and she’s knows what’s going on. Teresa tells her that she doesn’t want her and her sisters affected by it and then Gia starts crying. Then the show flashes back to 3 months ago. Teresa is cooking and Milania is attempting to do her homework. Milania is a hot bunch of mess! She’s always yelling and calling her family mean names. If Teresa and Joe end up going to jail; she’s sure to get worse. Yikes!

Dina comes over to Teresa’s house. She gifts Teresa with a guardian angel bracelet that her mother made. Then they start discussing Teresa’s legal issues. Teresa is so stressed that her problems wake her up in the middle of the night. I totally would be shitting bricks and pulling my hair out if I were the Giudices! I’m not cut out to be a criminal. Teresa also tells Dina that with all their attorney fees that they are not able to put money away for their kid’s college. Um, Gia is 13 and they’re just now thinking of that? We started a college fund for our boys when they were babies. We’re also honest people that pay our bills and don’t defraud others soooooo….

Now Dina is talking about her issues with her husband, Tommy. They’re separated because Tommy’s a cheater. He’s been cheating their entire marriage and also while they were dating. Not sure why it’s all the sudden bothering her. She says she hasn’t filed yet though because she has hope and she adores Tommy. Ok… Dina says that all that she loves is going away. Her daughter, Lexi is going off to college and she is separated from Tommy. Teresa tells her not to worry because she will always be there for her. They’ve been friends for over 20 years. Melissa and Joey are living in a rental home. I wonder if they will be able to still afford to move into their home that they’re having built with all the drama that’s going on with their Montville home. It’s basically falling apart, their renter has been paying them in bounced checks and there are beavers running amok in that place. Not Justin Bieber. Real beavers. Although I’d take real beavers over Justin, in case I’m ever asked to choose.

I’m also curious if Melissa is still trying to be a pop star, LOL! On display, on display, on display… each and everydaaaaaaay!

Teresa and Melissa are meeting at cheerleading practice for their girls, Antonia and Milania. Those girls are so cute and appear to have a very close relationship. Hey, at least Milania doesn’t yell at Antonia like she does everyone else on the planet.

New girl Amber used to be Melissa’s close friend. Once Melissa got married; she dropped Amber like a bad habit. I’m sure there’s a story there… Amber is a control freak, but in a good way. I really like her! She’s smart, pretty and goes after what she wants. She has a beautiful family and home; which is what we need on this show. I can’t stand the faux rich on housewives shows. Amber seems to be the real deal.

Dina is at her therapist and ZzzzzZzzzzzzzz.. I’m sorry, I fell asleep because Dina’s so freaking boring! I also can’t stand when they televise therapy sessions. It screams desperate, IMO. Moving on…

Now Milania is cooking with no adult supervision what so ever, LOL God bless her! I won’t say unattended though because we all know that word and also the words “pay attention” make Teresa go ape shit. Teresa comes into the kitchen and catches Milania making eggs and takes over just in time. No worries! It also looks like Milania is quite the little chef. Those eggs looked good! OMG, now Milania just yelled out to her family members, “shut your butthole!” holy crap, wtf? The Giudices are getting ready for Joe’s grandmother to visit for her birthday and they’re hosting a party for her. So sweet and they’re lucky to still have her in their lives. What a blessing!

Enter the twins. There’s Teresa, which is pronounced Teressa; so I’m just going to spell it that way to keep all the Teresas straight. Also Nicole, they’re identical, but thank heavens that their hair color is a bit different because that’s the only way we are going to be able to tell them apart. They’re exactly alike! The twins are hanging out with Amber. They all live in Colt’s Neck, NJ and their kids attend the same school; so they’re real friends. I think

I can’t really explain the twins. I hope you all are watching the show because seeing is believing with those two! They’re nonstop entertainment. I’m loving the new additions to RHONJ, btw. It’s sure to spice things up. I’m beyond glad that they finally got rid of Jacqueline and Caroline. Those 2 were like a buzz kill on crack. If that’s even possible. I don’t know who’s more entertaining the twins or Teressa’s husband, Rino. I love how he talks! He owns two restaurants and omg could you imagine having a husband that cooks? Although I’ll take my non cooking husband over loud mouth, creepy Rino anyday.

Are you just dying over Dina’s closet? I take back calling her boring. She’s totally redeemed herself with her awesome, non boring closet! Amber is preparing for her harvest party. It’s a formal affair and Amber’s kids are adorable and all dressed up. They’re greeting guests at the door and taking their coats and handbags. I can’t, it’s too cute! Joey is all excited about the twins and weird Rino is talking about his circumcision for some reason. Gross

BTW, what does “etiquettecy” mean? LOL, Amber! We should do a drinking game during Jersey episodes every time they say, “I’m Italian and we..” we would all get so wasted! I admire Amber. She’s a breast cancer survivor and has been cancer free for 5 years. She seems to use her cancer experience to improve upon herself and not take life for granted. Good for her!

LOL, Teresa just said that the twins remind her of how she used to be. Talk about an insult! Dina’s bonding with Nicole, the divorced twin. Amber is having a pow wow with Melissa. She asks Melissa why she disappeared from her life. She told Melissa that she wasn’t even there for her when she had cancer. Melissa claims that she didn’t know that Amber had cancer. How could she not know that? Amber even reminded her about a personal message that Melissa sent Amber on facebook asking about her cancer. Melissa is totally denying everything. Maybe it was Melissa’s sisters that sent Amber that message. LOL, it totally would not surprise me; those two chicks are evil!

Why did Melissa cut all ties with her friends after she got married? I understand falling out of touch, but ALL of her old friends? Something doesn’t smell right. Now Melissa is telling Amber that she didn’t call her either. Um hello, Amber was battling cancer! I would’ve distanced myself from anyone that didn’t support me too! How do you ignore your friend during cancer? So very telling on Melissa’s part, IMO. I’ve always thought that Melissa was a stone cold bitch that couldn’t be trusted. OMG, Milania is so mean. Some nice lady is styling Milania’s hair for her great grandma’s party and she yells that she’s the worst hair dresser that she ever met. Poor lady! They’re getting ready for grandma Giudice’s 80th birthday party. I love this! It’s so sweet! They haven’t been all together since Gia was a baby. Joe has a huge family and I imagine it’s quite difficult to get all of them in one place at the same time.

Joe gives a toast to his beloved nonni and I’m dying; so sweet! He’s the first grandchild of hers and now Gia’s crying again. :-( God bless her. She has a lot of pressure on her right now; being the oldest and everything that’s going on with her parents.

Gia congratulates her dad on giving such a great toast for his grandma. Then she cries again. I feel for that little girl. Joe’s dad walks up while Joe and Gia are crying together. He tells them not to worry because he will always be there for them. That’s super sad seeing how Nonno Giudice passed away a few weeks ago.

Next week on the Real Housewives of New Jersey…

Joey tells Melissa that he’s invested all their money into a garbage business. Some psychic will be on the show too and everyone is yelling and I don’t get why. Stay tuned, LOL!

 

 

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Teresa Giudice’s Crisis as She Awaits Being Sentenced

Looming: The pair will face sentencing in September, after court date was postponed due to Joe's father dying in June

Teresa Giudice could face up to 27 months in prison while her husband, Joe could be incarcerated for 46 months. And now Teresa has opened up in a new interview about her personal struggles with the looming sentencing, which will be delivered in court in September.

The 42-year-old told In Touch ‘No one can prepare themselves to go to prison’ as she discussed how her family is coming to terms this devastating reality. Teresa and Joe Giudice are facing the possibility of hard prison time after pleading guilty to 9 counts of mail, wire, bank and bankruptcy fraud.

‘No one can ever prepare themselves to go to prison,’ The Real Housewives Of New Jersey star told the publication. ‘More importantly, how could I ever prepare myself to be away from my kids?’ ‘It’s too terrifying for me to even think about,’ she added.

 The couple have four children Gia (13), Gabriella (9), Milania (8), and Audriana (4).

‘I’ve had many sleepless nights worrying about being separated from my family,’ Teresa confessed. ‘My family is my everything.’ She claims, however, that the ordeal has made her family close: ‘Especially with the death of Joe’s dad.’ ‘But what does not kill you makes you stronger,’ she mused. ‘I am here 100 percent for my poor honey and he for me.’

Since pleading guilty to fraud and conspiracy charges, Teresa’s ‘money stream has dried up’ and her only income is from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, a source told RadarOnline.

‘Her book sales have been very low, and Teresa hasn’t been offered any gigs for paid promotional appearances either,’ the source continued. ‘It’s a foregone conclusion, Teresa absolutely will have to sell her beloved New Jersey mansion. She’s terrified she could end up homeless.’

The opulent $1.7 million estate which Teresa, husband Joe and their four daughters call home holds just $140,000 of equity, with the remaining $1.56 million financed by mortgages, according to TMZ. And bankruptcy judges assessing Teresa and Joe’s wealth concluded that they can pay just $7,500 of their $13 million debts.

 

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Real Housewives of NEW JERSEY Season 6 Preview!

Whew, judging from the preview; this season is sure to be a doozy of a hot mess! I like that there are new girls that aren’t related to Teresa Giudice. There are twins though. That could be annoying or interesting. The Amber girl is an old friend of Melissa Gorga’s. THAT’s reason enough to watch right there because they don’t seem to be on friendly terms anymore. I wonder if she’ll dish. Obviously the Giudice legal woes will take center stage as well and Dina’s back, but Caroline and Jacqueline are gone. I’ll take Dina over Jacqueline and Caroline any day of the week! Tune in to season 6 of #RHONJ on Sundays, premieres July 13th on Bravo!

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Real Housewives of Orange County “La-Bomb-A” RECAP!

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 Hey everybody! I hope you all had a fun 4th of July weekend!

Last week on the OC, Tamra was wanting Eddie to take an active role in the parenting of their robot baby, Astro. The Beadors were making Mexico hella awkward. Lizzie was keeping with her trend of complaining about her husband’s daddy skills; or lack there of. Then she follows that point with expressing how much she wants another baby. Make sense? No? I know, what the heck, right?

This week’s episode picks up in Mexico. Apparently Shannon isn’t just a buzz kill for David in the OC. She also is annoying in Mexico. Hey, at least she’s consistent!

David tells Shannon that he doesn’t care what others say about their marriage. It only matters what they feel. I agree! Who cares about everyone else? I mean look at Tamra; she has a fake baby at her house right now. How normal is that? Oh awesome, now Brooks is giving them cheesy advice and makes an even more cheesy toast.

At least he got Shannon to lighten up though. Then Vicki chimes in with one of her old chestnuts, “We’re going to Andales! We’re having tequila! We’re gonna dance on the tables and whoop it up!” For once, I’m so on board with Vicki. I must find this Andales place of which she speaks. My luck, Brooks would be there…

Now they’re at Andales, dancing on the bar and Vicki says that the difference between Shannon and Heather are: Shannon is “woohoo!” and Heather is “Zzzzzzz…” LOL! It looks like they’re having a great time.

So now Astro’s crying, again. Eddie asks Tamra what’s wrong with him. She says that she doesn’t even care anymore. She just wants him to stop before she drives her car into a brick wall. They’re at their gym and Ryan walks in and Tamra tries to pass the robot baby on him. Ryan’s not too interested. He’s there to discuss CUT Fitness’ year anniversary party which is happening in 6 weeks. They need to do some improvements to their brand new gym before they celebrate the milestone. Like get new floors. Apparently Eddie had the bright idea to install wood floors over padding and the floor buckled. It was a $30,000 epic fail on Eddie’s part. It also seems that Tamra throws that one in his face every chance she gets.

The Dubrows are out to dinner and Heather is making excuses for why they go out to eat so much and why they had to have their nanny meet them at the restaurant to take their kids away from them so they could have dinner by themselves. Heather approaches Terry about getting a dog. Even though he’s wanted a dog for over 10 years and she always told him no. She likes the idea of a rescue, but she would rather have a pedigree dog. I totally agree with her, for once! She wants to make a donation to the shelter so she won’t feel bad about purchasing a registered dog breed that’s the right fit for their family and their allergies. Terry agrees with her and Heather gets pissed; so he then asks if they could just get a cat. Then Heather’s head almost explodes. LOL, I love Terry sometimes!

Vicki makes a reservation for Shannon and David to have a nice, romantic lunch by the river. That’s sweet of her! She says that they need their couple time. Cut to Shannon rolling her eyes saying that when she and David argue; they make up really fast like nothing ever happened and that they really don’t need special couple time.

First, they’re all going horseback riding though. Shannon busts out her Spanish to the ranch guy that’s getting their horses ready for their ride. She asks him some questions. That’s the way to go when travelling abroad. Speak their language if possible. It makes things a whole hell of a lot easier and fun.

Lizzie is determined to get her swimsuit line in all the fab boutiques in the OC. I love Sun Kitten! Lizzie’s swim line should be in all the awesome retail stores, worldwide, IMO. Go Lizzie and best of luck! She really wants this to happen. She says that her dad advanced her $100,000 to launch her brand and she doesn’t want to fail him.

Shannon and David are having their romantic lunch that Vicki set up for them by the river. Aaaand it’s not going well. Shannon’s telling David not to drink tequila. He says, “Fuck that! I’ll drink whatever I want when I want!” Damn straight, David! I have a friend that her husband likes to drink whisky when hanging with his buddies, but when he drinks he gets a bit too crazy for his wife. She demanded that he cut out the whiskey and last I heard; she was cheating on him. Like big time. Which made me realize that it wasn’t about the whisky because he did stop… I’ll shut up now. Shannon says that she wants to be a part of his team instead of his roommate. She tells him that she doesn’t recognize him anymore. David tells her that he just wants to be happy because he works hard, they have a great life and should be happy. Then he tells Shannon that she isn’t happy with herself. Shannon thinks he means that he’s not happy with her. He assures her that he loves her and she doesn’t feel that he actually does. Whew, what a doozy of a romantic lunch! David says unless they put the work in then they won’t be successful. He adds that they have to take it slow, forgive one another; so they can heal. Great idea! I hope they can do it.

Now Tamra and Eddie are talking about how sucky they are with their fake baby. They’re going over the data of who took care of Astro the most. Tamra did the majority of the care taking and Eddie then makes it crystal clear that he absolutely does not want a baby. Then he turns to Tamra and asks her if she would breast feed him. TMI, dude!

Lizzie and Heather are having lunch at the same restaurant that Christian proposed marriage to Lizzie, The Ocean Club. Heather says all bitchy, “Really, here?” Easy bitch mama to the tenth power… Then of course she goes into her Paris airplane proposal story because she hasn’t told that one enough.

Shannon, David, Vicki and Brooks are having dinner on the beach and Brooks asks David who his favorite couple and least favorite couples are. What kind of bitch ass question is that? I have never been hanging out with a group of couples and have that kind of talk come out of a man’s mouth. Ever! David answers that it used to be Tamra and Eddie until Tamra went all over town telling people about their divorce email. Then Brooks tells his evil eye story about Tamra which I still think is hilarious!

Shannon says that she’s a lot closer to Vicki because of their Mexico trip.

The Dubrows are having 2 hypoallergenic puppies delivered to their home. Did they seriously name one Champers? Like that stupid name for champagne that Heather says all the time. Oh barf! Then after Heather holds the dog before her children do; they decide to leave the puppies that they got 5 seconds ago to head out to dinner. Yes, again with the going out to eat. Wtf? Order pizza like normal people and spend that quality time with your new dogs!

Tamra and her bangs come to visit Vicki at her office to talk about divorce email gate. Vicki’s like ya, not only did I tell you not to have another baby, but also that you are wrong about telling Heather about the Beador’s divorce email. I agree, go Vicki! Tamra, you got busted; that’s what you’re so mad about, nothing else! Also, side note: Vicki still doesn’t know what the word hypocrite means. That cracks me up for some reason because she’s arguing about it and she’s wrong. Vicki tells Tamra that what she did to Shannon was total bs. Again, I agree! Now Tamra pulled the, “Oh ya, well you did the same thing to me!” How old is Tamra? Seriously, she’s so disturbed in her brain.

Oh wow, next week on the Real Housewives of Orange County…

Shannon goes all psycho pants on Heather and David joins in! They’re claiming that the Dubrows told Tamra that they were going to take the Beadors down. Then Shannon storms off, again and screams like the crazy person that she is. Sounds juicy; can’t wait, LOL!

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