Hey guys! I know it has been a minute since we had a new episode of RHOC. Last time Heather was preparing with her party planners for her new home groundbreaking party. Vicki was busy re-modeling her office and Shannon was taking Vicki to meet her fav energy specialist, Dr. Moon. Also, all of the OC were preparing for the Christmas season.
This week opens with Heather making reindeer food with her kids when Terry comes home from work. Heather starts getting all hyped up about their dirt party; err, ground breaking celebration. Ugh, next! Now she’s rehashing chair gate? I can’t … Terry, you’re a better person than I! Shannon is at Boot Barn and tells them she’s going to a hoedown and needs their help with her outfit. Vicki joins her at Boot Barn and they rehash chair gate. Oh joy… I’m with Shannon on this one. Shannon’s not scary in my opinion; she’s kooky. There’s a big difference. I like kooky. Vicki, Lizzie’s name is Lizzie. It’s not up to you to change it; so accept it! Shannon’s boots are hella cute! Deep in the heart of Texas, baby! Now we’re at Vicki’s office and Troy and Briana bring Vicki lunch. That’s nice. Troy is adorable and Vicki and Briana are talking about her family moving to Oklahoma. I’m about to Zzzzzzzzz on this convo. Although Briana handles Vicki very well. Heather’s kids are very cute. They’re all getting ready for their hoedown. Too precious! Heather’s boots are fabola by the way. OMG, I must find! Her face still scares me though. Heather was way more excited to greet Jim Edmonds than she was his fiance, wasn’t she? Mmmhmmm
Nobody wants to see the shoddy model of your not yet built home, Heather. Speaking of, where are the shots? Tamra pretending that she’s all buddy, buddy with Lizzie is hilarious. Heather, you’re being a total bitch to Shannon. What gives? I’m going to assume that she didn’t read ‘Class With the Countess’ she’s making way too much of a big deal out of this first dig thing. I would be late too if had been invited. Just saying
Heather was asking Shannon why she was late to her party. Shannon gives a perfectly reasonable excuse and Heather launches into some Mommie Dearest bull crap. Who does that to their guests?
Now Shannon’s upset. I would’ve been too! I mean, Heather’s party is being held on an empty lot of dirt. Who knew people were expected to do stuff like be on time or wear pants? By the way, the Beadors were late because David is the coach for one of their daughter’s basketball teams and they had a practice conflict. Guess what? If someone gives me the kid excuse; it’s an automatic pass. As it should! I have kids. Shit happens
Oh son of an onion ring, what is Heather bitching about now? Thank you Vicki for agreeing with me and giving Heather the snoring treatment, LOL! That really pissed off fancy pants, didn’t it? 😀
David is a bit in everyone’s face on this episode. I like it! Heather’s bitching to Terry. Terry be like, “Kill me now!” Have I ever told you guys how much I love Lizzie? I so do; she rocks! OMG, a donut eating contest and onion rings at fancy bitch’s party? I can’t…
Vicki is opening up to Shannon and Lizzie about being upset about Briana and her family moving to Oklahoma. Vicki, you have to let Briana grow up. It’s life. God bless her. Now Terry is reprimanding Tamra for her not standing up for Heather. I’m with Tamra; he’s a ‘lil bitch! My husband would never, ever do that nonsense because he has balls and is a normal man. Oh sure, let’s square dance! Yippee ki yay! This party blows! Where’s Diplo when you need him?
I know Eddie thinks that he’s fine, but… my magic 8 ball says he’s more like Joe Gorga-esque. So now they’re bull riding and it’s hella awkward up in here, up in HERE! I spoke too soon. David just told Heather to ride it and ride it hard. Um… he won’t stop. I’m officially creeped the hell out! These people are super lame, right? Tamra thinks she broke her arm. I want people to stop riding mechanical bulls already. It’s not for everyone! Where did the x ray lady come from all the sudden? Oh well, at least Tammers didn’t break her arm.
Next week, on the Real Housewives of Orange County:
Tamra’s son reveals that he’s on HGH. The Dubrows shoot a family pic and Shannon gets yelled at by fancy pants.
See you next week!
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